Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

Its year 2041, and president Hunter Biden has ordered every republican who sweared at him to be arrested and shot. I am on my way to the death row listening to the cheer of the Liberal mob chanting death death death. How can I escape?

(2) DILDO.

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

Why is North Korea a jail?

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

The human genome is stored on this tiny crystal disk, hoping future visitors will 'de-extinct' us - Earth.com

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

How do you know how physically attractive you actually are?

(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

Why am I losing interest to get a job and to all my desires because of this spiritual awakening? How do I get through life because of it?

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

(5) LINGERIE.

What has been your best sexual experience?

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

Has your wife or girlfriend ever been felt up in public by a stranger?

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️.

(1) STRAPON.

SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

Why are black people harassed more by police officers?

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

(2) YOUPORN.

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

Which current F1 drivers should switch teams based on historical patterns?

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

What are the core beliefs of liberalism and conservatism? Can you provide a list of defining characteristics for each side?

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

(1) XNXX

Is there a musician who has publicly stated that they do not want their music played by the Trump campaign or at a Trump rally? If so, who and why?

##SWIFTIESARELAME.

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

(4) CONDOM.

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

(3) XHAMSTER

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

(3) VIBRATOR.